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knightscrest:

once there was an egg. he was bullied constantly and everyone was just generally mean to him. so one day, he decided to leave. in search of kinder eggs

SEBASTIAN FUCKING STAN

*boom*

  1. mom: what was that?
  2. me: my shirt fell
  3. mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...
  4. me: i was in it

muscleluvr2:

i fucking hate when 17 year olds win big science awards or whatever why arent you jacking off in your basement you little shithead fucker. why couldnt you wait to accomplish something. little shit